I FOUND SOME THINGS ON THE INTERNET

Thanks to my Internet friend Leah who was excited that I posted a Trale Lewous animated .gif, I was informed of Nathan Barnatt and his awesomeness.

Yes, sometimes I do not know of awesome things on the Internet.

In my defense, I did watch a bunch of the Talking Classics videos a few years ago.

ANYWHO.  THERE’S THIS SWEET VIDEO ALSO.

I love Yelle and dancing and remixes.

The 1,690 calorie mac n’ cheeseburger: delicious or disgusting? – Food on Shine

AHAHAHA. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH THE WORLD.

 

It makes absolutely zero sense when you consider that it’s got 500 more calories than a Carl’s Jr. burger with fries, and large coke. It’s about three times the calories of a KFC Double Down sandwich.

THREE TIMES THE CALORIES OF A DOUBLE DOWN?!?

I’m going to wait until there is a documentary on hunger and eat this $8.99 sandwich this while staring at starving people and drinking crude oil and consuming resources as quickly as possible.

Granted, I may eat calorie-laden items at the Friendly Toast…but this is my website so I get to be contradictory if I want.

(Source: The 1,690 calorie mac n’ cheeseburger: delicious or disgusting? – Food on Shine.)

Commute Communique – Aug 31, 2011

– I wasn’t planning on riding hard this morning. Then this song came on Pandora. So then I rode with gusto:

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– I drank lots of coffee today, so I rode home with gusto:

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– You may see that I rode through Durham. While in Durham, I developed a crush on a cute girl riding a black CAAD 10 on campus. I am also a sketchy old man.

– Upon arriving home, there was no hot water. I almost complained about that. Then I remembered that Vermont is gone.

Vermont demolished is really awful. You expect it in places like Florida or seacoast New Hampshire, and those people expect it too. But you don’t expect it in Vermont – Vermont is such a nice place, it doesn’t deserve it.

It’s like the nerdy kid at school dying of an accidental overdose because the pharmacist gave him the wrong pills for his acne. Sure, you expect it of the jock. But not the nerdy kid.

Poor nerdy kid.