I read this piece by Jens exactly in his voice. He writes so excitedly! And with so many exclamation points! Yes, exclamation points!
But then, to my total disbelief a middle-aged guy just tackles the kid like a defensive back in the Super Bowl! And then, while the poor kid tries to regain his balance, the man grabs the bottle and starts putting it away. I watched this and kept on riding, but I was just steaming in disappointment and anger—yes, anger!