wtfkits: No, are you not seeing my sexiness? These pants, the…

wtfkits:

No, are you not seeing my sexiness? These pants, the have the passion of Saturn and well pandas don’t frighten me. The llama, the llama is sinful in an requited love sort of way similar to the bonobos.

(it helps if you read the above while talking like Christopher Walken. Can you tell we’re deep in the throes of getting our holiday drink on?)