Heckled To Death

Looking forward to Gloucester:

Cosmo: You racing at all before Glowchester?
me: Yeah
Cosmo: nice
Cosmo: Imma heckle the shit out of you
me: super
Cosmo: they’re gonna find your body
Cosmo: in the sand
Cosmo: and be like “he was heckled to death”

You’re all invited to heckle me to death. Not that anyone needed an invite. But…in case you did need an invite, you are now invited.

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