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Well Done, Microsoft

I Google searched for “safari download” today. Please note the sponsored link:

Nice ad buy, Microsoft.

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Mon, July 26 2010 » life » No Comments

I Had a TI-86, Making Me Better Than Everyone Else by 3.

I had this exact same conversation with my girlfriend yesterday when we were at Staples:

I saw that TI-83+s were $99…which is the same price they were when I was buying them for High School back in 1999 (oh, sorry everyone who thought I was older/younger than that). This stable price was contrasted by the [...]

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Mon, July 19 2010 » life » 1 Comment

Information Store is CLOSED.

Apparently the Information Store is OUT OF INFORMATION and is CLOSED.

Is the Information Store another word for the Internet? I don’t even know what to make of this cryptic error message.
Another reason why I found this hilarious/personally interesting -
Back when I lived with Ken, we would often sit around in our shitty living room, [...]

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Fri, June 25 2010 » life » 1 Comment

In Memory of The Internet

I would like to point your attention to Josh Lipka’s team name for Tour of the Battenkill this weekend:

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Fri, April 9 2010 » life » No Comments

INTERNET ZONE?!?

What is the Internet Zone? Can I go to the Internet Zone? Is it like the Phantom Zone, only full of pornography and mashups? If I view this email in the Interet Zone, does it change it into lolcat speak?
DON’T LEAVE ME HANGING OUTLOOK.
(NOTE: The Internet Zone is a place where [...]

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Thu, February 25 2010 » life » No Comments