Things in my head
Instead of making several hundred twitter posts, I decided to compose this blog post. Also, because I’m lazy, I don’t feel like combining these thoughts into coherent paragraphs and will instead list them.
1. My parents use regular soap/shampoo, and I am probably going to have some sort of allergic reaction due to my typical use of white man guilt Whole Foods crap.
2. Pandora bracelets are crack for old ladies.
3. There are lots of hills in Woodbury, and riding my bike tomorrow is going to blow.
4. My parents shower is not as hot as my shower, which is unfortunate as I quite enjoy a scalding hot shower to remove the top layer of my skin.
5. I did not finish on the lead lap, which is unfortunate. But the pain of this was lessened by a fantastic beer feed from Dave Chiu, which I casually drank as Powers and the top 5 rode past me.
6. As I realized I was probably going to get lapped, I began composing a poem in my head about how getting lapped was like the sweet release of death at the end of terminal illness. It sounded good when racing, but when I thought about it after I finished, I realized I am an idiot.
7. The combination of my laptop’s wifi sucking and my parents wireless internet machine existing in the living room limits my “on couch with TV and internet” time. Which makes me sad.
8. I highly recommend having a woodstove in your house. I think I may buy one for apartment and probably burn the entire building down.
9. If I had a weapon, I probably would have shot everyone on the Mass PIke earlier tonight. It is a good thing I don’t have a weapon. If my weapon was a Nerf gun, this would not have been a bad thing, and would have been quite funny.
10. I think tomorrow I will ride my bike to Toys ‘R Us in Waterbury to buy a Nerf gun. My bike will probably get stolen, but I will track it down through the urban jungle in my NorEast kit and get in a sweet gang fight.
11. I rocked a large amount of Prince today during my warmup and post-race car loading. Some cute ladies gave me weird looks. I’d like to think it was because they were contemplating sexing me, although they were more likely wondering why I was listening to Prince with all of my doors open in a mostly empty parking lot (Answer: I was doing it because Prince fucking rules).
Lol!!!!!!