Odd compliments
Last week, as I rolled up to park for the Exeter ride, I was listening to the Soulwax remix of “Headlock” (get it, put it on the playlist, and love it. Buy me beer later). My windows were down, naturally.
The woman parked next to me was busy removing her four year-old son from the back seat. As I parked, got out of my car and began pulling my bike out of my trunk, I saw him looking at me like I was some sort of strange creature.
I paid him no attention and continued putting my wheels on my bike. As the mother and son were walking towards Las Olas, she said “He thinks you’re a ‘Cool dude’.”
Today I was at the barber shop getting a hair cut. The woman cutting my hair said “You’ve got great sideburns. You look like Neil Young.”
Not sure if that last one is a compliment or not.
Another fun fact – as I was going through my dresser today, I found a pair of boxers that I’ve had since SENIOR YEAR OF HIGH SCHOOL. For those of you keeping track, this is a SIX YEAR OLD PAIR OF UNDERWEAR.
I have a pair of calvin klein boxer briefs that i got off of a friend USED in 2001. oh yes.
I’m wearing a pair of your underwear right now. Suck it.
I have a pair of your mom’s size XXL large underwear laying on my bedroom floor right now.