Hitchhikers? PICK ‘EM UP!
The following things are true:
1. I hate money.
2. I am getting a bit tired of doing the same races every weekend.
3. My girlfriend likes traveling.
4. I want to get my ass kicked by a different nationality.
So, because of those things, I’m thinking of doing the Toronto Cross Weekend. Sure, there’s about 10 races in New England that weekend that I could probably do well in. And there’s a UCI race about 5 hours closer (in Delaware), but this will be interesting and fun. Only 10 hours from Portsmouth! And you KNOW how much I love road trips.
So, Saturn can take two more people and some more bikes! I’m looking at hotels now, am definitely going, so if you’re interested in 10 hours of Ryan Kelly car time (which equates to listening to BANGFEST 13 times and lots of dick jokes), let me know via the intertubes.
Edit: I just learned we booked a single. So I can give you a ride to and from Toronto- you’re on your own for housing.
Wait.
There is a girl, nay, WOMAN who will spend 10 hours with you in a car listening to dick jokes?
I might have to come see this for myself.
There will be no dick jokes on that drive. It will be RKelly fighting with his girlfriend about curtains and wallpaper.