Mark Cavendish has moved up my hero list.
This victory salute is pushing him closer to the top of the list:
ooooooh suck it tom boonen. i’m mark cavendish.
So yeah. It also looks like he has a bit of stiffy too. Probably because he knew he was going to win because he’s the fastest motherfucker in the world.
wooooooooooo penises! tell me more, ryan.
“Good afternoon, Ladies. I’m Mark Cavendish … and this is my package.”