YOU ARE NOT MY DAD.
So I was doing that thing where I start somewhere on the internet…and then I follow a few links, and before I know it I’m somewhere totally different. This time, though, it didn’t end in bestiality porn (thankfully), but the IMDB page for a movie starring Richard Tyson (AKA Crisp) and Jim Gaffigan.
Yeah. I don’t get it either. But I need to somehow track it down and see it if it is ever released.
THis movie needs to be found. By the way ryan, I’m your dad. Don’t you remember. Twinkle, Twinkle. Look! Same hands. Same hands.