Extreme History Channel viewing.
Last night my roommate Collin and I were watching an episode of The Universe on the History Channel. Great show, by the way.
This particular episode was about the largest objects in the universe – black holes, super clusters, radio emissions from quasars and others. Anyway, Collin is sitting in the recliner, halfway through his Manhattan (because that’s how we roll in my apartment. Paying $300 a month for rent affords ample disposable income to buy booze) when Ken walks through the door into the living room.
He asks us what we’re watching, I say “Something about large objects in the universe.”
And then Collin says to the room, not taking his eyes off the TV or the drink out of his hand: “If I found the largest object in the universe, I’d name it Your Mom.“
I wish I had come over. You know a tv show like that would have given me ample opportunity to make some great jokes.
Yeah I agree with Josh… definitely fuel for great jokes.
It’s almost like going over to Gray’s and watching COPS.
Or Lockup.
You can watch both at once because he’s got so many stolen tv’s laying around
Yeah, but aren’t the TV’s always playing that commercial with his dad in it? Appliance Direct!