EAT IT NEW ENGLAND: Part 2
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To do list for the ride down (in order of importance):
1. Stop at the sketchy strip club off of 95 before South of the Border.
2. Stop at the Sheetz off of exit 74 on 95 in Maryland (or the one off of exit 86A or 54 in Virgina)
3. Stop at any one of the Waffle Houses that I noted down on our way to North Carolina a few weeks ago.
4. Listen to “Fire Woman” as the sun rises.
To do list for Florida (in order of importance):
1. Ride.
2. Hang out with Lipka.
3. Eat.
4. Drink High Life.
5. Sleep.
6. Get tan.
7. Kill one of the new people on UNH to set an example so the team stops being a giant pile of crap that doesn’t like racing in bad weather.
I hate you.
I think that #7 is important as long as it isnt me.
eagle, are you one of the new people? i didn’t think so. now, put the ball back on your mouth, pull the leather mask over your face, attach your chain back to the wall in the closet and wait for me to get home.
Off subject…
whatever happened with Lipka’s challenge to your “Baconator World Record”? Maybe I missed the post, hopefully he saw the repulsive outcome of your endeavor and thought better of the whole thing.
I’d try for the record myself but I’m afraid it would have to be with Bocca Burgers and Fakin’ Bacon…I’m “one of those” you see.
-t
It wasn’t attempted…I think because Baconation was right before winter break for UNH, and then when he got back the idea had sorted drifted to the back of our heads.
Although he did consume an entire package of Double Stuff Oreos and a half gallon of milk on Monday night.
When I lived in Orlando I drove out to Clermont to ride a couple of times. Because riding in Orlando would be the shittiest ride ever.
In summary, I hate you also.
There’s still one spot in my car…leaving 7 a.m. Saturday. $160 for the week plus food and gas.
Lipka is a wuss. Just saying.