My thought processes
I see this hot picture of Eva Longoria (yes, click on it, it’s safe) and I think to myself:
“Oh, she’s on an Orbea! I’ll have an Orbea shortly! Maybe she’ll want me!”
Then, I pause.
“WHAT THE HELL? ARE THOSE PLATFORM PEDALS ON A DURA-ACE CRANKSET? FUCKING BULLSHIT!”
Oooh well. At least people will understand that bikes are sexy…especially so when they’re next to Eva Longoria.
She shoulders like a Cat 4.