Pastry time.
Ullrich has retired.
At a press conference this morning in Hamburg, Germany, he said, “I could ride again immediately, I could get a license, I am fit, as fit as last year and could immediately have a team. I have seven offers, including ProTour teams.”
He added, “I mean, I could get on a ProTour team. But I’d rather sit on my couch all day long and eat pastries.”
Ullrich continued, saying that he plans on opening a chain of pastry shops with his free time. Jan’s SuperYummy Pastry Time shops will begin opening in Germany this summer, and will eventually come to the US once Chris Horner retires and realizes that he’s never going to be a model.
Hey, won’t you be changing your home page photo soon? Good luck at Rutgers and put down the beer….
Horner is already a model. In my mind. A very naked, perpetually smiling model.
Just kidding.
KBH is taking classes at UVM again
That means he can race in the ECCC.
Are you serious UVM?
God damnit.
What the hell.
I’ll just give you guys my legs this weekend to save the trouble of losing them when Cassidy, KBH, Dugan and the other nine As you have decide it’s time to remove them.
ha….yeah, thats what I have been told. Jamey and KBH def. wont be at rutgers, but someday this season.
Soon.