I have a headache.
I have a headache. I’ve had one all day. I’ve taken Tylenol. It didn’t do anything. It went away when I was riding. I think that’s because my body was focused on the fact that I may have been riding through a septic system leeching field.
Not a recommended pastime.
My other solutions for said headache have included:
1. Listening to speed metal, in hopes of blowing it out of my mind.
2. Doing coke off of the belly of a stripper. Well, that wasn’t really for the headache. That was more for me.
3. Drinking lots of water because maybe I’m dehydrated.
4. Getting trapped in the internet.
Just thought everyone should know. And also because I want to plunge my site into mediocrity.