A small theory
Ryan Gray and I have a theory about God and the Seventh Day. Although I don’t really believe in God, I still think it is a good theory.
Now, the Bible tells us that God rested on the Seventh Day after all the work of creating the planet and life and the universe and all that shit. Since he’s, you know, GOD, we think this is bullshit, and he probably didn’t need to rest. The day of rest thing was just a coverup by early biblical scribes.
Ryan Gray and I believe the following:
On the Seventh Day, God created malt liquor, mini-skirts and autumn in New England.
Because, honestly, you’ve got this great fucking planet, right? All you need now is some shitty booze, clothing for hot sluts, and the greatest season in the world. He’s God, he knows this, so that’s why he did it. Biblical scribes don’t want to talk about sluts and Olde English, so they covered it up with saying he was “resting”.
HE’S GOD! HE DOESN’T NEED TO REST! HE NEEDS BOOZE! AND SCANTILY CLAD WOMEN! AND AN EXPLOSION OF BEAUTIFUL NATURAL COLOR!
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