Whaananananananananana
My dad got this bacterial heart infection. And he was in the hospital for a while where he got some serious antibiotics and what not. The infection was killed a bit, but it damaged two of his heart valves.
So tomorrrow he’s having surgery where he’s getting one titanium valve, possibly two if the surgeon can’t repair the other valve. He’s getting his chest cracked open, his heart stopped, machines will keep his blood flowing, and a metal valve will be put in his heart. I’m not really sure how all this works.
What I do know, though, is that after tomorrow my dad will be FUCKING BIONIC. MY DAD WILL HAVE A CYBORG HEART. How badass is that? He’s getting his CHEST CRACKED OPEN, HIS HEART STOPPED, AND METAL PUT IN IT. Iron Maiden should fucking write SONGS about this shit.
But in all seriousness, he should be fine. This surger is usually performed on 70 year olds that are in bad shape – my dad is in great shape and is in his mid-50’s. And he’s about to become the most METAL PERSON EVER.
HE’S GONNA HAVE METAL. IN HIS HEART.
