True conversations I have with my girlfriend
allylasky: well i’ll poke around the library for stuff
allylasky: i could bring w.h.a. summer
allylasky: and wedding crashers
allylasky: and amanda said she brought kindergarten cio
allylasky: cop
talldoofyirish: sick
talldoofyirish: i can bring some poop
talldoofyirish: you know, from my butt
allylasky: pfmb
allylasky: spectacular
i would say you two are perfect for eachother and should get married; however, i think this would probably be the downfall of society. and procreation between the two of you would spawn obnoxious, large-calfed sex fiends who run around eating peas and shitting 6 times a day. they would probably also sing and ride bikes ok, but this would be overshadowed by their incesant use of the words poop, fuck and internet.