INTERNET…*slam*
My dad is fine and is out of the ICU. Apparently Kellys have Wolverine-like regenative abilities.
The internet man came to my mom’s house, so now we’re living life in the 21st century. Although I forgot my plug at my dads…so…yeah. I have about an hour of battery life left. I can download a lot of porn in an hour.
hey, glad to hear your dad is okay. hope everything else is good too. =) ~suphatra
I bet I have more 10 second sample clips than you do. Remember, I’ve had high-speed for almost three weeks now. If you do the calculations, and figure me continously downloading sample clips without eating, sleeping, or pausing to clean the crusted layers of semen off of my face, that adds up to literally about 150,000 years worth of porn.
Not even Big Papa Kelly and his titanium heat-laser eyes could handle that shit.
MY DAD IS FUCKING METAL
ryan, who is k$? i’d like to meet him, you know that kind of talk turns me on.
I’d sure like to meet you too, Mrs. K.
ps please don’t google my name k thx
i think you would much rather meet me mrs. kelly. im good looking, smart, and i now have a good job too. oh yeah, and i shaved my chest as well so youd like that.
He’s serious about the chest part.
I’d tell you I’ve shaved my taint but I don’t have any razors that are strong enough to do the job.
yea, actually… that wasn’t mrs. kelly, it was me
however, i’m actually thinking that maybe the three of us could get together sometime and, well, you know…
let me know