So the training spreadsheet I use has been updated for 2013 by my man John Healy. Who none of you know. Get at it if you want to.
Hey! It’s 2013. Hooray?
Anyway, here are some numbers about the bicycle riding from 2012 – cocksizing, I suppose, perhaps?
- 9767 miles
- 524 hours
- 5696 miles of bicycle commuting
Those are really the only stats I have. So um yes. Bicycles. I like riding them.
I was talking to Steve and Cosmo today (in different instances of the Google chat), and we were talking about heckling. And then JD Bilodeau tweeted some things that make sense! Continue reading Some Things About Heckling in a Cross Race
Some t-shirts. Design by Ryan White, as he’s my design dude. Here’s what they look like in Illustrator:
They will cost $20. I should have them with me at Gloucester on Sunday (and a Square reader!) so track me down and you can buy one (or coordinate with me before hand). Cash or credit BABY.
Sizing is similar to American Apparel.
After the race, they will be on Metallic Poutine for $20 + shipping.
Share your sick watts in your choice of power meter.
Former UNH person Bella knows that I ride my bike to work, so she emailed me a “a few questions” and I obviously responded like an insane person with 1600 words of commuting KNOWLEDGE. For many of the people on this Internet Website, this may be old news and you may not care. But maybe others will like it? Who knows.
If you have other QUESTIONS FOR RYAN you can send them to ryank at exit17 dot net, and I think I’ll get them.
iPhone 5. Super, whatever, I’ll probably get one when my contract is up. However, John Moltz is a funny man.
Eventually Apple will just make phones out of unicorn horn and the dewy moisture that collects between Scarlett Johansson’s breasts when she does hot yoga. (Technically, any yoga done by Scarlett Johansson is “hot yoga” but I’m specifically talking about Bikram in this case.)
I am required to post any references to Scarlett Johansson and hot yoga.
Whaaaaaat?!? A bicycle race report? Yep. They have been few and far between this year, because I got hit with a dumptruck full of adulthood and a Honda Civic full of Lyme Disease but hey, whatchu gonna do. Continue reading Talkin’ Bout Bicycle Racing – Portsmouth Criterium
Pretty good (and long – check it out during lunch) read. Found it somewhere on Twitter earlier this morning – Balls, Wheels, Doping. • Its not about the bike.
Sorry my blog is all about doping lately.
Poop penis fuck shit balls fuck poop doodie internet gigs ram poop Sega.
There. All better.