This weekend I planned on a bunch o’ bike riding, which included one day with Alex Cox and probably the Exeter ride on Sunday.
GENERALLY, all of my bike riding energy comes from pre-ride french toast (or pancakes) and mid-ride Snickers bars (unless I’m racing then it’s…still Snickers bars, but sometimes Clif bars). But both cost money, and rice is CHEAP. I had a bunch of rice cake thingies this one time when Ted and Tim tried to kill me, and they were good.
However, they pretty much fell apart in my hand while I tried to eat them, which usually resulted in me shoving the whole thing in my mouth and almost choking. And I didn’t really think they could hold up to a couple of hours in my jersey and not disintegrate into a pile of rice and other ingredients.
So I modified this recipe slightly – instead of SCRAMBLING the eggs and mixing them into the rice in a baking sheet, I mixed the eggs (and soy sauce…more about my ingredient choices later) into the rice, greased a muffin tin, and made WATT CAKES (or, that’s what I called them when I texted a photo to Alex).
Put them in the oven at 350° for…20 minutes or so and BLAMMO. Pretty sturdy little cakes that held up very well during our ride. At mile 80 or so, they were still totally together and hadn’t disintegrated into a rice pile!
All told it probably took 20 minutes to prepare (that’s counting the time to cook the rice). Way better than spending $1 on one Clif bar.
A few things I’ll do differently (probably on Thursday night so I can have them for our Bicycle Riding Team Adventure Weekend):
- Lower temperature and longer – The top was a bit crispy, the inside sort of soft. I’d like it to be SOLID, but kind of soft, so that if I accidentally inhale a grain of rice it’s not like there’s a tiny knife flying through my respiratory system.
- MORE STUFF IN IT – I didn’t have any veggie sausage and I brain farted on putting…anything else in them. So they were very bland. Alex spiced it up with some agave nectar at D Squared, so that was good. Round two will include veggie sausage and shredded cheddar cheese in the mix that goes into the muffin tin.
- Maybe chocolate – Might make some with chocolate inside. Yes.
I should do the math on how much they cost per calorie unit…likely way better than anything you can buy!
Steve Weller and others are riding to DC in support of common sense gun safety legislation.
You should check out the Facebook page for Sandy Hook’s Ride on Washington.
So the training spreadsheet I use has been updated for 2013 by my man John Healy. Who none of you know. Get at it if you want to.
Hey! It’s 2013. Hooray?
Anyway, here are some numbers about the bicycle riding from 2012 – cocksizing, I suppose, perhaps?
I use the great training spreadsheet (2013 version coming soon) and Strava.
- 9767 miles
- 524 hours
- 5696 miles of bicycle commuting
Those are really the only stats I have. So um yes. Bicycles. I like riding them.
I was talking to Steve and Cosmo today (in different instances of the Google chat), and we were talking about heckling. And then JD Bilodeau tweeted some things that make sense! Continue reading Some Things About Heckling in a Cross Race
Some t-shirts. Design by Ryan White, as he’s my design dude. Here’s what they look like in Illustrator:
They will cost $20. I should have them with me at Gloucester on Sunday (and a Square reader!) so track me down and you can buy one (or coordinate with me before hand). Cash or credit BABY.
Printed on Next Level shirts at Black Sheep Design in Portsmouth (printers of the Portsmouth Crit shirts this year).
Sizing is similar to American Apparel.
After the race, they will be on Metallic Poutine for $20 + shipping.
Share your sick watts in your choice of power meter.
Former UNH person Bella knows that I ride my bike to work, so she emailed me a “a few questions” and I obviously responded like an insane person with 1600 words of commuting KNOWLEDGE. For many of the people on this Internet Website, this may be old news and you may not care. But maybe others will like it? Who knows.
If you have other QUESTIONS FOR RYAN you can send them to ryank at exit17 dot net, and I think I’ll get them.
Continue reading Ask Ryan A Question – Commuting to Work
iPhone 5. Super, whatever, I’ll probably get one when my contract is up. However, John Moltz is a funny man.
Eventually Apple will just make phones out of unicorn horn and the dewy moisture that collects between Scarlett Johansson’s breasts when she does hot yoga. (Technically, any yoga done by Scarlett Johansson is “hot yoga” but I’m specifically talking about Bikram in this case.)
I am required to post any references to Scarlett Johansson and hot yoga.
Ryan North (of Dinosaur Comics) is very awesome, and so is this blog post about FedEx, customer service, and proving that FedEx sucks using math.