Bicycle numbers in 2012

Hey! It’s 2013. Hooray? Anyway, here are some numbers about the bicycle riding from 2012 – cocksizing, I suppose, perhaps? I use the great training spreadsheet (2013 version coming soon) and Strava. SO! 9767 miles 524 hours 5696 miles of bicycle commuting Those are really the only stats I have. So um yes. Bicycles. I like ...

Some Things About Heckling in a Cross Race 9

I was talking to Steve and Cosmo today (in different instances of the Google chat), and we were talking about heckling. And then JD Bilodeau tweeted some things that make sense!

SICK WATTS (It’s a T-shirt) 2

SICK WATTS (It's a T-shirt)
YEAH! Some t-shirts. Design by Ryan White, as he’s my design dude. Here’s what they look like in Illustrator: They will cost $20. I should have them with me at Gloucester on Sunday (and a Square reader!) so track me down and you can buy one (or coordinate with me before hand). Cash or credit ...

Ask Ryan A Question – Commuting to Work 7

Former UNH person Bella knows that I ride my bike to work, so she emailed me a “a few questions” and I obviously responded like an insane person with 1600 words of commuting KNOWLEDGE. For many of the people on this Internet Website, this may be old news and you may not care. But maybe ...

Dinosaur Comics – September 17th, 2012 – awesome fun times!

Dinosaur Comics - September 17th, 2012 - awesome fun times!
TRIPPING BAAAAAAALLLLLLSSS Dinosaur Comics – September 17th, 2012 – awesome fun times!.

The Boring iPhone 5

iPhone 5. Super, whatever, I’ll probably get one when my contract is up. However, John Moltz is a funny man. Eventually Apple will just make phones out of unicorn horn and the dewy moisture that collects between Scarlett Johansson’s breasts when she does hot yoga. (Technically, any yoga done by Scarlett Johansson is “hot yoga” ...

Math Can Prove Some Amazing Things 1

Ryan North (of Dinosaur Comics) is very awesome, and so is this blog post about FedEx, customer service, and proving that FedEx sucks using math.

Talkin’ Bout Bicycle Racing – Portsmouth Criterium 3

Talkin' Bout Bicycle Racing - Portsmouth Criterium
Whaaaaaat?!? A bicycle race report? Yep. They have been few and far between this year, because I got hit with a dumptruck full of adulthood and a Honda Civic full of Lyme Disease but hey, whatchu gonna do.

Balls, Wheels, Doping. • Its not about the bike 2

Pretty good (and long – check it out during lunch) read. Found it somewhere on Twitter earlier this morning – Balls, Wheels, Doping. • Its not about the bike. Sorry my blog is all about doping lately. Poop penis fuck shit balls fuck poop doodie internet gigs ram poop Sega. There. All better.

Levi Olsen outed in Cumberland University Dope scandal – more glorious than hookers and blow 4

I’ve said it before. If you are doping in collegiate cycling, man oh man you are a shit head. If you’re a COACH encouraging your collegiate riders to dope? You are the president and CEO of The Shithead Corporation of America. right so why the fugg does this matter ?   cuz it happened In captains ...