A thing about pooping at work. 3

At work there is a bathroom right off of the locker room. After I ride in, I go to the locker room with my things. I put my things in a locker, then I go to the bathroom and poop. The toilet is maybe ten feet from the locker room and the shower, where I ...

Roller movie: Pacific Rim 3

(There might be spoilers in here, though I tried to avoid it. But are you really concerned about spoilers for this movie? It’s friggin’ GIANT ROBOTS FIGHTING MONSTERS, this isn’t The Sixth Sense.) This isn’t going to be a movie review, just an alert that says “hey I watched this on the rollers and I didn’t ...

Tour de Awesome RECAP 1

DO YOU GUYS LIKE LOTS OF TEXT?????? OH MAN then this blog post is FOR YOU. Because I’ve had a busy 10 days.And I guess I’ll write about all of it in one blog post because screw you. STAGE 1A: The inaugural (and likely final, because oh man that was way too much awesome in ...

TOUR DE AWESOME preview/300 not on 100 2

Though “when it rains, it pours” may be a lame saying, it pretty well describes the eight days of awesome/exhaustion I will be enjoying shortly. Things always seem to work out so that all of my awesome stuff happens in one week, instead of over the course of several months. Oh well. IN FACT, I ...

#palbike 2

#palbike
Here is a more thorough idea of what’s been going on with me and my road bike in the last two weeks. At the Fidelity Investments Grand Prix of Beverly promoted by Twitter Paul With Kid Race Appearances By The MetLife – NorEast Team I decided to take an inside line on the start/finish along the ...

Things For Sale!

Things For Sale!
Yes, #palbike is a go! More on that later (as in tomorrow). Anywho, I currently own the following things and would like to exchange them with you for money! If you’re thinking of building up a Di2 bike (with internal routing) this could be your lucky day. 110mm Cannondale C1 stem – $20 Cannondale C1 ...

The Exeter Classic 1

Hey, the Exeter Classic is a bike race! You should register for it! You may notice that it’s the “Metallic Poutine Exeter Classic”. You may also recall that Metallic Poutine is my business where I sell headset bearing covers and tshirts. This means that I’m the title sponsor, hooray! The reason for this is that Ed ...

Sterling

Sterling has always been a super race. Well supported, a good value, and race I’ve had decent results at. I’ve found myself in DA BREAK at this race several times, usually getting popped at some point. BUT THIS YEAR WILL BE DIFFERENT (will it?).

Saving The Vanishing Road Race 9

Road races are a dying species, and more and more keep falling off the calendar. The list of canceled road races gets longer: Wayne Elliot, Housatonic Hills, Lake Auburn. — Russ Campbell (@rusto88) April 24, 2013 Russ Campbell’s tweet got those of us who are sitting behind a desk talking on the Twitters. And maybe talking ...

Marblehead, AKA OH HEY BIKES.

I haven’t raced my bike since Mayor’s Cup. Since 2005 I’ve raced cross, but then 2012 was a busy year and I had to choose between “racing bikes” and “being a functional human being”. So it was a long time between bike races, and though one would expect me to be SUPER ABSURDLY EXCITED about ...