THIS IS SUCH THE JAM.

YES HOODINTERNET.

The Hood Internet – Knock Power (LL Cool J x Justice) by hoodinternet

Yes! Ted King came through and finally emailed me the photo of my coccyx-destroying crash.

I hope you enjoy it as much as I do.

Fantastic.

Honey, please join me underneath the table. I’ve been doing a lot of soul-searching lately, and I’m ready to admit that you’re right.

 

Maybe our apartment is too small for a bald eagle.

McSweeney’s Internet Tendency: OK, Maybe Our Apartment is Too Small for a Bald Eagle..

What is this, you say?  I thought Ryan was gonna race bikes until his face fell off, and now he’s heckling instead of racing?!?

Yeah.  Well, sometimes I make great plans to race my bike a shit ton, totally forgetting that I sometimes suck at a level that is unmanageable and I have to spend the day on the couch.  Also I hate mud, and I hate breaking my shit.

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A question was asked of me on the Twitter:

Please note that these are only the songs that I have been listening to a shit ton lately, and not an all-time HOLY SHIT I LOVE THESE SONGS OMG FOREVER list.  Also in no particular order. Continue reading →

Yes. Do it.

Queens of the Stone Age – Six Shooter

This was shared by @dpnation on the Twitters and it’s comical.

Glad Joey’s okay.

Damn.

French veteran Jeannie Longo’s husband and coach Patrice Ciprelli is facing disciplinary action following allegations that he bought erythropoietine (EPO) in 2007, the French cycling federation said on Tuesday.

(via Cycling: Longo husband and coach faces disciplinary action | Updated News., h/t to doucheblog (warning: BOOBS))