The Boring iPhone 5

iPhone 5. Super, whatever, I’ll probably get one when my contract is up. However, John Moltz is a funny man.

Eventually Apple will just make phones out of unicorn horn and the dewy moisture that collects between Scarlett Johansson’s breasts when she does hot yoga. (Technically, any yoga done by Scarlett Johansson is “hot yoga” but I’m specifically talking about Bikram in this case.)

I am required to post any references to Scarlett Johansson and hot yoga.

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